1 00:00:00,834 --> 00:00:00,867    -                             2 00:00:00,867 --> 00:00:00,900    - Pr                          3 00:00:00,900 --> 00:00:00,934    - Prev                        4 00:00:00,934 --> 00:00:00,967    - Previo                      5 00:00:00,967 --> 00:00:01,001    - Previous                    6 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:01,234    - Previously                  7 00:00:01,234 --> 00:00:01,267    - Previously                     on                            8 00:00:01,267 --> 00:00:01,301    - Previously                     on "                          9 00:00:01,301 --> 00:00:01,334    - Previously                     on "Re                        10 00:00:01,334 --> 00:00:01,368    - Previously                     on "Regi                      11 00:00:01,368 --> 00:00:01,401    - Previously                     on "Regina                    12 00:00:01,401 --> 00:00:01,434    - Previously                     on "Reginald                  13 00:00:01,434 --> 00:00:01,468    - Previously                     on "Reginald t                14 00:00:01,468 --> 00:00:01,501    - Previously                     on "Reginald the              15 00:00:01,501 --> 00:00:01,534    - Previously                     on "Reginald the V            16 00:00:01,534 --> 00:00:01,568    - Previously                     on "Reginald the Vam          17 00:00:01,568 --> 00:00:01,601    - Previously                     on "Reginald the Vampi        18 00:00:01,601 --> 00:00:01,634    - Previously                     on "Reginald the Vampire      19 00:00:01,634 --> 00:00:01,668    - Previously                     on "Reginald the Vampire".    20 00:00:01,668 --> 00:00:02,402    - Previously                     on "Reginald the Vampire"...  21 00:00:02,469 --> 00:00:03,703 - I can fix this, Reggie.        22 00:00:03,770 --> 00:00:05,105  - I'm a mother------- vampire.  23 00:00:05,171 --> 00:00:06,606  - Being a fat vampire,          24 00:00:06,673 --> 00:00:07,941     that's gonna cause             some problems                  25 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:09,242   within the vampire community.  26 00:00:09,309 --> 00:00:12,245   - Reginald will die.             I'll make sure of it.          27 00:00:12,312 --> 00:00:14,848    - This is perfect.               Literal perfection.           28 00:00:14,914 --> 00:00:16,850    - I like you too, Reginald.   29 00:00:16,916 --> 00:00:19,519  - Drink what you need.             Make them forget you drank.   30 00:00:19,586 --> 00:00:20,987  Just glam yourself some dinner. 31 00:00:21,054 --> 00:00:22,689  - Listen to me.                 32 00:00:22,756 --> 00:00:25,458   - You will take part            in the Vampiric Ability         33 00:00:25,525 --> 00:00:27,093 and Potential Assessment,        34 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:29,262  henceforth known                    as The Assessment.           35 00:00:29,329 --> 00:00:30,797  - Ooh.                          36 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:32,332   Appreciate the save.           37 00:00:32,399 --> 00:00:34,200    You have amazing reflexes.    38 00:00:34,267 --> 00:00:35,702  - How long have you been         able to do that?                39 00:00:35,769 --> 00:00:37,470  - Sort of been coming on           for a while.                  40 00:00:37,537 --> 00:00:39,439   - I am Logan.                  41 00:00:39,506 --> 00:00:43,576  Did you honestly think          that you could kill me--         42 00:00:45,412 --> 00:00:46,613   - I claim deaconship           43 00:00:46,679 --> 00:00:47,947  of the Council of the Americas     henceforth.                   44 00:00:48,014 --> 00:00:49,682  - I'll just need time.          45 00:00:49,749 --> 00:00:52,886  - Say I have a chance,           and I'll wait forever.          46 00:00:52,952 --> 00:00:54,354 - You're angels.                 47 00:00:54,421 --> 00:00:57,023 You're emissaries                  of the Golden Divine.          48 00:00:57,090 --> 00:01:01,127     - We are here to eradicate      a grievous mistake we made.   49 00:01:01,194 --> 00:01:02,962   [upbeat music playing]         50 00:01:03,029 --> 00:01:05,165  - Welcome to the Slushy Shack.  51 00:01:05,231 --> 00:01:06,699    How may I help you?           52 00:01:06,766 --> 00:01:09,235   - Oh, sorry,                    your card is declined.          53 00:01:09,302 --> 00:01:12,505  [dramatic musical sting]        54 00:01:12,572 --> 00:01:16,009   - Maybe some delicious snacks    from our snack racks?          55 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:18,678    Corn-based products            guaranteed to suit every taste. 56 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:20,513    - Oh, hey.                    57 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:22,882    How about a slushy              on the house?                  58 00:01:22,949 --> 00:01:25,085 The card denied.                 59 00:01:25,151 --> 00:01:27,287   Build you up                     and then they shut you down.   60 00:01:27,353 --> 00:01:28,721 But we can't let                   a Pineapple Surprise           61 00:01:28,788 --> 00:01:30,056 go to waste, now, can we?        62 00:01:30,123 --> 00:01:32,258 - Mm-mm.                           - It's his favorite.           63 00:01:32,325 --> 00:01:33,760   - Pineapple?                   64 00:01:33,827 --> 00:01:35,728  - Christopher Columbus,         genocidal bad guy                65 00:01:35,795 --> 00:01:37,530  with his own federal holiday--  66 00:01:37,597 --> 00:01:39,666  - Uh, his crew named it            a pineapple                   67 00:01:39,732 --> 00:01:41,935 because they thought that           it looked like a pine cone.   68 00:01:42,001 --> 00:01:43,436   - True story.                  69 00:01:43,503 --> 00:01:46,339 - It's for...consumption?        70 00:01:46,406 --> 00:01:47,907 - Try it.                        - You'll like it.                71 00:01:47,974 --> 00:01:50,510    - It's my favorite.           72 00:01:50,577 --> 00:01:53,546    [soft music]                  73 00:01:53,613 --> 00:02:00,620    ♪ ♪                           74 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:03,189   - This is perfection.          75 00:02:05,425 --> 00:02:07,727   both:                             Another satisfied customer.   76 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:09,162   [both laugh]                   77 00:02:09,229 --> 00:02:10,797   - Oh.                            - Oh.                          78 00:02:10,864 --> 00:02:13,766   [quirky music]                 79 00:02:13,833 --> 00:02:14,767    ♪ ♪                           80 00:02:14,834 --> 00:02:16,402 [knocks]                         81 00:02:16,469 --> 00:02:19,906    ♪ ♪                           82 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:21,841 You're probably wondering         how I spent the night.          83 00:02:21,908 --> 00:02:24,043    - Uh, I'm gonna go              with reading.                  84 00:02:24,110 --> 00:02:25,278    - Oh, yes.                    85 00:02:25,345 --> 00:02:27,614   Reading, processing,           86 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:31,818  filling my head                    with exactly what we need.    87 00:02:31,885 --> 00:02:33,086 Socrates.                        88 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:37,557  Founder of Western philosophy,    so big props.                  89 00:02:37,624 --> 00:02:40,426  Cicero. Politician to the max.  90 00:02:40,493 --> 00:02:42,495  So cool, they cut off his head. 91 00:02:42,562 --> 00:02:44,898   And, of course, Machiavelli,   92 00:02:44,964 --> 00:02:47,000 father of modern                   political philosophy           93 00:02:47,066 --> 00:02:49,202    and all-around Sneaky Pete.   94 00:02:51,671 --> 00:02:54,407   - "Ten Steps To Build A Love     That Lasts," Brent T. Jason.   95 00:02:54,474 --> 00:02:56,276 - Oh, that's a different            project altogether.           96 00:02:56,342 --> 00:02:59,245 I'd much rather not talk          about this now.                 97 00:02:59,312 --> 00:03:00,647  - Okay.                         98 00:03:00,713 --> 00:03:01,948 Well, what exactly is it          we need                         99 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:05,952  that filled your head?          100 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:08,621    - It's been almost a month      since my assessment.           101 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:12,392  Don't you think                    it's about time, as deacon,   102 00:03:12,458 --> 00:03:14,294  for you to sit on your throne?  103 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:15,628  - I'm not a throne guy.         104 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:19,465   - What I'm saying is,            what have you been avoiding?   105 00:03:19,532 --> 00:03:21,367 It's time for your first         Council meeting.                 106 00:03:21,434 --> 00:03:24,971    All this research,               it's the ammunition we need   107 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:26,739   to get to where we're going--  108 00:03:26,806 --> 00:03:28,875   a better day                   for the vampire species,         109 00:03:28,942 --> 00:03:30,310   just like we planned.          110 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:32,111  - It's still a big ask.         111 00:03:32,178 --> 00:03:34,247  - Maurice, you took the throne   when you killed Logan.          112 00:03:34,314 --> 00:03:35,515   Whether you sit on it or not,  113 00:03:35,582 --> 00:03:37,584 you can't ignore                    the power you took.           114 00:03:40,753 --> 00:03:45,024   - Reggie, my goal was           to help save your life.         115 00:03:45,091 --> 00:03:47,060   Okay? And I did that.          116 00:03:47,126 --> 00:03:49,529 But I don't want to live          my life like--                  117 00:03:49,596 --> 00:03:52,165    like Logan the dust bunny,    118 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:55,668 full of ceremonial robes          and funny hats.                 119 00:03:55,735 --> 00:03:58,004   - That's why                    I'll be there with you.         120 00:03:58,071 --> 00:03:59,572    Hand to the throne.           121 00:03:59,639 --> 00:04:02,942  Again, understanding you don't     actually want to sit on it.   122 00:04:03,009 --> 00:04:05,178   We can still do great things.  123 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:07,080   But we're outsiders.           124 00:04:07,146 --> 00:04:09,716   And from what I hear,           there is growing chaos          125 00:04:09,782 --> 00:04:11,150   within the vampire community,  126 00:04:11,217 --> 00:04:14,420  that the vain, shallow assholes    need their deacon.            127 00:04:14,487 --> 00:04:17,156 And also,                        there's a smaller subset         128 00:04:17,223 --> 00:04:20,660    of rogue vampires,            bloodsucking politicians,        129 00:04:20,727 --> 00:04:22,528 who want what you've won.        130 00:04:22,595 --> 00:04:24,697   [solemn music]                 131 00:04:24,764 --> 00:04:27,000  - Then let 'em take it.         132 00:04:27,066 --> 00:04:28,835  - That's not an option,          in my opinion,                  133 00:04:28,901 --> 00:04:31,170  and I'm pretty sure Machiavelli would back me up on that.        134 00:04:31,237 --> 00:04:33,873   [door clicks]                  But yeah, text me later.         135 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:36,876   [upbeat music]                 136 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:38,177    ♪ ♪                           137 00:04:38,244 --> 00:04:40,246   Hey.                            - Hey.                          138 00:04:40,313 --> 00:04:41,781   - How have you been?           139 00:04:41,848 --> 00:04:43,783    - Since yesterday?            140 00:04:43,850 --> 00:04:46,185 - I mean, outside                of the work environment,         141 00:04:46,252 --> 00:04:48,688    like at home, in your room.   142 00:04:48,755 --> 00:04:51,057 I was wondering,                 for example, uh,                 143 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:53,960   if you've been doing           any thinking about things        144 00:04:54,027 --> 00:04:57,397 that you could be                 thinking about.                 145 00:05:03,336 --> 00:05:06,739   - The important thing          about this time--                146 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:08,875   the time that we gave            to each other                  147 00:05:08,941 --> 00:05:10,276   and the time apart--           148 00:05:10,343 --> 00:05:12,211    the important thing             about that is                  149 00:05:12,278 --> 00:05:13,913  that it lets me                 look at the world                150 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:15,982   and where I want to be in it.  151 00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:19,485  - On that note, vampire travel    is pretty difficult.           152 00:05:19,552 --> 00:05:22,455    The whole shipboard coffin      thing isn't really an option.  153 00:05:22,522 --> 00:05:25,258 But a carefully selected          series of night flights         154 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:26,726    can get you                     to your destination,           155 00:05:26,793 --> 00:05:28,428 if you're traveling east.        156 00:05:28,494 --> 00:05:31,597  Wait, did you mean that         in a metaphorical sense,         157 00:05:31,664 --> 00:05:34,467  or did you really book a trip?  158 00:05:34,534 --> 00:05:37,670    - I ran away from a church     that worshipped angels          159 00:05:37,737 --> 00:05:40,440    and ended up in the middle    of a vampire war.                160 00:05:40,506 --> 00:05:42,642    - I totally get it.             That's on me.                  161 00:05:42,709 --> 00:05:44,143   I apologize.                   162 00:05:44,210 --> 00:05:45,912  - I want to live on the beach.  163 00:05:45,978 --> 00:05:47,647   I want to learn how to surf.   164 00:05:47,714 --> 00:05:50,683  I want to do something          other than pour slushies         165 00:05:50,750 --> 00:05:53,319  for thirsty customers.          166 00:05:53,386 --> 00:05:57,657  Maybe I'll adopt a senior dog.  167 00:05:57,724 --> 00:06:00,126 When Todd gets back from            his entrepreneurial seminar   168 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:03,262    in Topeka,                      I'm giving my notice.          169 00:06:03,329 --> 00:06:04,997    Two weeks.                    170 00:06:05,064 --> 00:06:06,599   - Oh.                          171 00:06:06,666 --> 00:06:08,334   Okay.                          172 00:06:08,401 --> 00:06:10,670   Major life decision.           173 00:06:10,737 --> 00:06:13,439   That's...fun.                  174 00:06:13,506 --> 00:06:16,709     - ♪ No, I won't do that ♪    175 00:06:16,776 --> 00:06:19,612  - She's clearly moving           in the wrong direction.         176 00:06:19,679 --> 00:06:22,382   And how am I supposed            to live on the beach?          177 00:06:22,448 --> 00:06:24,350  Sunshine equals death.          178 00:06:24,417 --> 00:06:26,552     - ♪ And some days,              it don't come easy ♪          179 00:06:26,619 --> 00:06:28,020   - I suck at the friend zone.   180 00:06:28,087 --> 00:06:29,655     - ♪ And some days,              it don't come hard ♪          181 00:06:29,722 --> 00:06:31,691    ♪ Some days,                    it don't come at all ♪         182 00:06:31,758 --> 00:06:36,028  ♪ And these are the days         that never end ♪                183 00:06:36,095 --> 00:06:39,198     ♪ And some nights,              you breathing fire ♪          184 00:06:39,265 --> 00:06:40,700 - [sighs]                        185 00:06:40,767 --> 00:06:43,870    - ♪ And some nights,            you're carved in ice ♪         186 00:06:43,936 --> 00:06:46,806 - I need a plan.                 187 00:06:46,873 --> 00:06:52,545  Better still, one big gesture.  188 00:06:52,612 --> 00:06:56,549    One so big, it'll show her      what she means to me           189 00:06:56,616 --> 00:07:00,219  and what I mean to her,           and if those things are true,  190 00:07:00,286 --> 00:07:02,321  how can we do anything            in this world                  191 00:07:02,388 --> 00:07:05,591   unless it's together?          192 00:07:05,658 --> 00:07:06,993    - That is so cool.            193 00:07:07,059 --> 00:07:10,329  - ♪ As long as the stars          are burning ♪                  194 00:07:10,396 --> 00:07:12,565  - Listen to me.                  [voice echoes]                  195 00:07:12,632 --> 00:07:14,367 It's time for you to go.         196 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:18,371 You delivered the pizza,            I gave you an awesome tip,    197 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:20,273   and you walked away.           198 00:07:20,339 --> 00:07:23,009 Oh, the bug bites                 on your arm will heal,          199 00:07:23,075 --> 00:07:25,111   but maybe put some Band-Aids   on them.                         200 00:07:27,513 --> 00:07:29,382  [sighs]                             - ♪ No, I won't do that ♪    201 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:31,851   ♪ I would do anything              for love ♪                   202 00:07:31,918 --> 00:07:34,787     ♪ Anything                       you've been dreaming of ♪    203 00:07:34,854 --> 00:07:38,224    ♪ But I just won't do that ♪  204 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:41,994    - One big gesture.            205 00:07:42,061 --> 00:07:44,197    - ♪ Anything                      you've been dreaming of ♪    206 00:07:44,263 --> 00:07:47,099    ♪ But I just won't do that ♪  207 00:07:47,166 --> 00:07:50,069  [ominous music]                 208 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:51,270    ♪ ♪                           209 00:07:51,337 --> 00:07:54,640    - Reginald.                      I've been waiting for you.    210 00:07:54,707 --> 00:07:58,077 - Uh, where am I?                211 00:07:58,144 --> 00:07:59,912    - It's complicated.           212 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:02,048  - Who are you?                  213 00:08:02,114 --> 00:08:05,751   - It's...complicated.          214 00:08:05,818 --> 00:08:08,120  - So it's complicated.          215 00:08:08,187 --> 00:08:10,756 - I think                         I'm going to like you.          216 00:08:10,823 --> 00:08:12,558 - Why am I here?                 217 00:08:12,625 --> 00:08:15,094   And please don't say           it's complicated.                218 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:19,932   - You are here to beg           for your life,                  219 00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:21,734 vampire.                         220 00:08:23,736 --> 00:08:25,571  - Whoa.                         221 00:08:31,878 --> 00:08:31,911  -                               222 00:08:31,911 --> 00:08:31,944  - Ok                            223 00:08:31,944 --> 00:08:31,978  - Okay                          224 00:08:31,978 --> 00:08:32,011  - Okay,                         225 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:32,044  - Okay, fo                      226 00:08:32,044 --> 00:08:32,078  - Okay, focu                    227 00:08:32,078 --> 00:08:34,514  - Okay, focus.                  228 00:08:34,580 --> 00:08:39,018  Feel the power.                 229 00:08:39,085 --> 00:08:41,087 - [sighs]                        Not a damn thing.                230 00:08:41,153 --> 00:08:42,722    - Language.                   231 00:08:42,788 --> 00:08:44,223 - What's the use                  of having a superpower          232 00:08:44,290 --> 00:08:45,791  if I can't control it?          233 00:08:45,858 --> 00:08:47,460 And where'd it come from,         anyway?                         234 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:50,730  You can't be Spider-Man           without a radioactive spider.  235 00:08:50,796 --> 00:08:52,732    - [exhales]                   No idea.                         236 00:08:52,798 --> 00:08:55,601  Oh, does your mom have           any powers that you know about? 237 00:08:55,668 --> 00:08:57,670    - My mom spent most           of the last month in bed.        238 00:08:57,737 --> 00:08:59,772 - [sighs]                           Okay, patience, all right?    239 00:08:59,839 --> 00:09:01,941 We'll get there.                  We just need some time.         240 00:09:02,008 --> 00:09:03,442    - Yeah, you're optimistic.    241 00:09:03,509 --> 00:09:06,245    - I'm an optimist by nature    and necessity.                  242 00:09:06,312 --> 00:09:10,116 Hope is a choice.                243 00:09:10,182 --> 00:09:12,418   - What's up, big guy?             I can tell.                   244 00:09:12,485 --> 00:09:13,619   - Do you really have to ask?   245 00:09:13,686 --> 00:09:15,388  - You and Sarah                    are on a time-out.            246 00:09:15,454 --> 00:09:17,056   It doesn't have to be            the end of the world.          247 00:09:17,123 --> 00:09:18,391 It's barely been a month.        248 00:09:18,457 --> 00:09:21,427   - Yeah, sure,                    unless Sarah uses that month   249 00:09:21,494 --> 00:09:23,796  to charge into                   an uncertain future without me. 250 00:09:23,863 --> 00:09:26,632 But not to worry,                 I have a plan.                  251 00:09:26,699 --> 00:09:28,734  - I'm worried.                  252 00:09:28,801 --> 00:09:31,604    - One big gesture,            253 00:09:31,671 --> 00:09:34,106    one so big                    that she can't ignore it.        254 00:09:34,173 --> 00:09:35,741   - Or maybe you could tell her  255 00:09:35,808 --> 00:09:37,343    how you're feeling              like a normal person.          256 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:38,511    - When does that ever work       for anyone?                   257 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:41,514   [door slams]                      [electricity zaps]            258 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:42,782   Dude!                          259 00:09:42,848 --> 00:09:44,784   - Ugh, watch where you point     those things.                  260 00:09:44,850 --> 00:09:47,320 - [gasps]                         No way.                         261 00:09:47,386 --> 00:09:50,590  You killed my toaster.          - Sorry.                         262 00:09:50,656 --> 00:09:52,491    - Oh, hey, Angela.            Nice to see you.                 263 00:09:52,558 --> 00:09:54,594  - Hmm.                             - Why are you here?           264 00:09:54,660 --> 00:09:57,530 - Mm, 'cause the Council,         in its infinite lack of wisdom, 265 00:09:57,597 --> 00:10:00,333   took away my mansion             due to, and I quote,           266 00:10:00,399 --> 00:10:02,668   "a new focus                   on fiscal responsibility"        267 00:10:02,735 --> 00:10:04,604  and just kicked me to the curb. 268 00:10:04,670 --> 00:10:06,072  - Huh, well, you know, I could  269 00:10:06,138 --> 00:10:07,640    glamour you                   to forget your troubles.         270 00:10:07,707 --> 00:10:09,609   - Yeah, Reginald can glamour    other vampires                  271 00:10:09,675 --> 00:10:12,044    like no other vampire can.      He's special.                  272 00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:13,779  - Don't you even think          about it.                        273 00:10:13,846 --> 00:10:15,548    - I thought you and Maurice      killed the Council.           274 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,817    - We killed Logan.              Most of the Council survived   275 00:10:17,883 --> 00:10:20,052   like cockroaches over there.   - Um, hi.                        276 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:21,887  Can we get back                   to my housing crisis?          277 00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:23,055    Thank you.                      - Why don't you just           278 00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:24,724 glamour yourself                    a penthouse, okay?            279 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:26,392   What is the big deal?          - [sighs]                        280 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:29,295  I can't glamour myself             a penthouse                   281 00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:31,864   because the Council issued me   a temporary restraining order,  282 00:10:31,931 --> 00:10:33,966  forbidding any                  supernatural advancements        283 00:10:34,033 --> 00:10:35,501  as my punishment for--          284 00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:38,170  oh, and you're gonna love this   'cause it has to do with you--  285 00:10:38,237 --> 00:10:41,507   my part in the death            of the previous deacon.         286 00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:42,908 I mean, how is that fair?        287 00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:44,977    And what is Maurice              gonna do about it?            288 00:10:45,044 --> 00:10:48,881  - Maurice isn't                 exactly committed                289 00:10:48,948 --> 00:10:52,084 to the deacon thing yet.         290 00:10:52,151 --> 00:10:55,254    - That's my spawn,               a man of principle.           291 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:57,857  - Don't worry.                   I'm gonna get him there, okay?  292 00:10:57,923 --> 00:10:59,425   He just needs a little push.   293 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:02,461    All right? You good? Great.   294 00:11:02,528 --> 00:11:04,497 Now get the ----                   out of my apartment.           295 00:11:04,563 --> 00:11:07,433 - [gasps]                        296 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,436    - This last month has been    297 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,271    the best month of my life.    298 00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:15,474    - Mine too.                   [giggles]                        299 00:11:15,541 --> 00:11:17,743 Except for the week I was         in Paris with Josephine Baker,  300 00:11:17,810 --> 00:11:20,012    but that's a secret           for another time.                301 00:11:20,079 --> 00:11:21,614  - I think I would like            to hear that secret.           302 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:25,084    - You will,                      but there's a "but" coming,   303 00:11:25,151 --> 00:11:27,253  so you might as well get to it. 304 00:11:27,319 --> 00:11:28,788    - You're a vampire,           and I'm a human.                 305 00:11:28,854 --> 00:11:30,423   - Understood.                  - I have a list,                 306 00:11:30,489 --> 00:11:34,293 but it's probably easier            if I get it out all in one.   307 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:35,661 You're a vampire,                and I'm a human.                 308 00:11:35,728 --> 00:11:37,029   You'll live forever,             and I won't.                   309 00:11:37,096 --> 00:11:38,698 I serve slushies                   at the Slushy Shack,           310 00:11:38,764 --> 00:11:41,734    and you're a hired assassin      who murders people.           311 00:11:41,801 --> 00:11:42,968   You're a free spirit,          312 00:11:43,035 --> 00:11:45,104    and I'm a prisoner              to my own obsessions.          313 00:11:45,171 --> 00:11:46,639  You're a night person,             and I love the sun.           314 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:50,076 But the headline                    should probably be            315 00:11:50,142 --> 00:11:52,445   I'm a slushy jockey,           316 00:11:52,511 --> 00:11:54,714    and you're a hired assassin      who murders people.           317 00:11:54,780 --> 00:11:57,783   [tender music]                 318 00:11:57,850 --> 00:11:59,952  - You know what I feel           when I see you?                 319 00:12:00,019 --> 00:12:05,891    ♪ ♪                           320 00:12:05,958 --> 00:12:09,328    You're like sunshine to me,   321 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:13,466    sunshine I thought              I'd never feel again.          322 00:12:13,532 --> 00:12:16,135 Your list is a good list,        323 00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:17,737    but it sounds like               a window dressing,            324 00:12:17,803 --> 00:12:20,539    except for the part             that's glass.                  325 00:12:20,606 --> 00:12:22,608   I'm a killer-diller.           326 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:28,347   From this moment on,             I'm out of the game.           327 00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:30,616  An ex-assassin,                 a former killer,                 328 00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:32,852  a vampire with peaceful            intentions at play            329 00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:35,855  in a wide world                 and nothing more.                330 00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:38,858 - Just like that?                331 00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:41,260  - Love makes everything          just like that,                 332 00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:43,162 if you're really in love.        333 00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:50,269    ♪ ♪                           334 00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:14,059    [rock music playing]          335 00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:19,298    ♪ ♪                           336 00:13:19,365 --> 00:13:20,900  - Where have you been?          337 00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:25,237 - Everywhere I go, I find        objects that astonish me.        338 00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:27,406  - It's a comb.                  339 00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:29,475 We had a mission:                340 00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:31,977 kill the vampire                  called Reginald                 341 00:13:32,044 --> 00:13:35,848  whose very existence threatens    the Great Reckoning,           342 00:13:35,915 --> 00:13:39,518 find Balestro's offspring         before the end of days,         343 00:13:39,585 --> 00:13:43,689   and you failed at the first.   344 00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:46,325   We have not attempted             the second.                   345 00:13:46,392 --> 00:13:49,662  - You have been                   to this realm before.          346 00:13:49,728 --> 00:13:51,964    I have not.                   347 00:13:52,031 --> 00:13:55,701   Everything is strange            and wonderful to me.           348 00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:59,238  Life among the living.          349 00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:01,173   I intend to stay here             and prosper                   350 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:04,844   for as long as I can.             - Hear me.                    351 00:14:04,910 --> 00:14:09,448    The living, these mortals,    352 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:12,618   possess a corrupting nature.   353 00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:18,724 If you stay here,                  you will not prosper.          354 00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:22,127 You will lose your soul.         355 00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:23,896  [ominous music]                 356 00:14:23,963 --> 00:14:28,267  This is a profane enchantment.  357 00:14:28,334 --> 00:14:32,304 You are prisoner                  to that elixir.                 358 00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:35,107    ♪ ♪                           359 00:14:35,174 --> 00:14:36,775   She feeds it to you.           360 00:14:36,842 --> 00:14:38,944   - [slurping]                   361 00:14:39,011 --> 00:14:40,746    - Thanks, have a good one.    362 00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:42,414    ♪ ♪                           363 00:14:42,481 --> 00:14:44,950    You are my brother.           364 00:14:45,017 --> 00:14:47,419  I will save you from inequity.  365 00:14:47,486 --> 00:14:49,455 You have my word.                366 00:14:49,521 --> 00:14:52,157  [dramatic music]                367 00:14:54,159 --> 00:14:54,193  -                               368 00:14:54,193 --> 00:14:54,226  - Oh                            369 00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:54,260  - Oh,                           370 00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:54,293  - Oh, Ba                        371 00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:54,326  - Oh, Bale                      372 00:14:54,326 --> 00:14:54,360  - Oh, Balest                    373 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:54,393  - Oh, Balestro                  374 00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:54,560  - Oh, Balestro,                 375 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:54,593  - Oh, Balestro,                   my                             376 00:14:54,593 --> 00:14:54,627  - Oh, Balestro,                   my b                           377 00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:54,660  - Oh, Balestro,                   my bro                         378 00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:54,693  - Oh, Balestro,                   my broth                       379 00:14:54,693 --> 00:14:54,727  - Oh, Balestro,                   my brother                     380 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:54,760  - Oh, Balestro,                   my brother h                   381 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:54,793  - Oh, Balestro,                   my brother has                 382 00:14:54,793 --> 00:14:54,827  - Oh, Balestro,                   my brother has l               383 00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:54,860  - Oh, Balestro,                   my brother has los             384 00:14:54,860 --> 00:14:54,894  - Oh, Balestro,                   my brother has lost            385 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:54,927  - Oh, Balestro,                   my brother has lost hi         386 00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:54,960  - Oh, Balestro,                   my brother has lost his        387 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:54,994  - Oh, Balestro,                   my brother has lost his wa     388 00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:59,231  - Oh, Balestro,                   my brother has lost his way.   389 00:14:59,298 --> 00:15:03,369   He has fallen                   for earthly pleasures.          390 00:15:03,435 --> 00:15:05,170   He is captive                  391 00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:08,908    to a drink called "slushy."   392 00:15:08,974 --> 00:15:12,711  I must save him                 from temptation.                 393 00:15:12,778 --> 00:15:16,582 I must stop those                 who seduce him                  394 00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:20,052  with this pagan elixir.         395 00:15:20,119 --> 00:15:23,889  I must stop her.                396 00:15:23,956 --> 00:15:28,661    Please give me the strength    to do what must be done.        397 00:15:28,727 --> 00:15:30,529  [dramatic music]                398 00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:32,064   Amen.                          399 00:15:32,131 --> 00:15:33,666    ♪ ♪                           400 00:15:33,732 --> 00:15:36,702  [sensual music]                 401 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:41,173    ♪ ♪                           402 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:43,242 - Please tell me                    you're not trying to carve    403 00:15:43,309 --> 00:15:45,010   your name in my body.          404 00:15:45,077 --> 00:15:47,212   - It heals right up.           405 00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:54,286    ♪ ♪                           406 00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:10,336  I want my mansion back,         407 00:16:10,402 --> 00:16:12,071   and that seems like something  408 00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:14,473    the new deacon ought to do     for me.                         409 00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:16,375 - You talked to Reginald?        410 00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:19,678   - How can you just walk away   from all that power, huh?        411 00:16:19,745 --> 00:16:21,780   - Would you take it?           412 00:16:21,847 --> 00:16:24,116 - In a heartbeat.                413 00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:27,953  - Well, I can't give it to you,   no matter what I do.           414 00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:29,355  - Why?                          415 00:16:29,421 --> 00:16:32,458  - Because there's a difference  416 00:16:32,524 --> 00:16:35,561    between power and justice.    417 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,566    Or did you forget?            418 00:16:40,632 --> 00:16:42,101  - Hmm.                          419 00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:46,171   One does come easier              when the other is in hand.    420 00:16:46,238 --> 00:16:49,875  - [scoffs] But mostly,             you just want your mansion.   421 00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:51,777   - I want everything.           422 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,278  [blade slices]                  423 00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:57,349  [both moaning]                  424 00:16:57,416 --> 00:17:00,019  - Yes, you do.                  - [gasps]                        425 00:17:00,085 --> 00:17:03,355  [both moaning]                  426 00:17:03,422 --> 00:17:06,859    - Ah, yes, you do.            427 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:14,333   - "Thinkin Bout You."          428 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,135    Song title.                   429 00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:18,704  - I know. Frank Ocean.          430 00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:21,106  - Yeah.                         431 00:17:21,173 --> 00:17:22,608  - "Go Big or Go Home."          432 00:17:22,674 --> 00:17:25,444    - YG and Big Sean?             - Yup.                          433 00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:27,546  - "Go big or go home."          434 00:17:29,681 --> 00:17:31,016 - Thanks.                        435 00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:33,218    - You give me great gifts.    436 00:17:33,285 --> 00:17:38,157  I will keep you safe from harm, ever and always.                 437 00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:43,529 - Right.                         438 00:17:43,595 --> 00:17:45,197 - I heard                        439 00:17:45,264 --> 00:17:47,666    there's a hero who patrols     the streets of Akron at night,  440 00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,635 protecting the innocent.         441 00:17:49,701 --> 00:17:51,670   - He's definitely something.   442 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:54,673  - I really wish I had his coat.   It's sleek, stylish.           443 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:58,377 The Keanu vibes is strong         with this one.                  444 00:17:58,444 --> 00:18:00,846 - Mm-hmm.                        445 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,815   [toy squeaks]                  446 00:18:02,881 --> 00:18:05,851     [intriguing music]           447 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:12,925    ♪ ♪                           448 00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:33,445   [pen clicks]                   449 00:18:33,512 --> 00:18:40,552    ♪ ♪                           450 00:18:47,392 --> 00:18:50,129    [rumbling]                    451 00:18:50,195 --> 00:18:51,697  - Mom.                          452 00:18:51,763 --> 00:18:55,267 Mom, guess what.                 453 00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:57,302  Holy shitballs.                 454 00:18:57,369 --> 00:18:59,104  - Room service?                   [dog whining]                  455 00:18:59,171 --> 00:19:01,707    - We have a puppy?               - Oh, him?                    456 00:19:01,773 --> 00:19:04,042    - Yes, him.                     When did this happen?          457 00:19:04,109 --> 00:19:06,445  - Would you believe me             if I said just now?           458 00:19:06,512 --> 00:19:09,448    - No, but it doesn't matter     because we have a puppy now.   459 00:19:09,515 --> 00:19:10,549    - [laughs]                    460 00:19:10,616 --> 00:19:11,917   - Hi.                           - Oh, careful.                  461 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,352  He's a little squirmy.          462 00:19:13,418 --> 00:19:15,154   - Oh, he's adorable.           463 00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:17,089   - Yes, he is.                  464 00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:22,961  - ♪ My name is Nikki ♪          465 00:19:23,028 --> 00:19:26,298 ♪ Their name is Ashley ♪         466 00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:28,867   ♪ Their voice is like             an angel ♪                    467 00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:34,907   ♪ Every word they say           just melts me ♪                 468 00:19:34,973 --> 00:19:37,910     [ethereal whoosh]            469 00:19:37,976 --> 00:19:40,646 Why are you following me?        470 00:19:40,712 --> 00:19:43,949    - I need your help.           471 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,617 - Angel.                         472 00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:47,519  - You know us?                  473 00:19:47,586 --> 00:19:54,626    ♪ ♪                           474 00:19:57,696 --> 00:20:00,666    - But you're the first one      I ever met up close.           475 00:20:00,732 --> 00:20:04,303   - I want you to kill another,  up close.                        476 00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:06,338    - That sounds fun.            477 00:20:06,405 --> 00:20:09,441 Uh, but you must have me           confused with somebody else.   478 00:20:09,508 --> 00:20:12,477   - I know who you are           and what you do.                 479 00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:15,147   - If you knew me, you'd know     that I made a promise          480 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,915   to give up that life.          481 00:20:16,982 --> 00:20:19,151    I keep my promises.           482 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,786  No more killer-diller.          483 00:20:20,852 --> 00:20:23,021  - She will die                  if Raphael lives.                484 00:20:23,088 --> 00:20:24,990  - She?                          485 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:28,527    - Sarah gives me slushies.      - I heard about you.           486 00:20:28,594 --> 00:20:30,329  You're the new guy at the shop. 487 00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:33,832 - I am an angel,                   and I need your help.          488 00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:36,335  - Why does this Raphael            want to kill Sarah?           489 00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:39,171    - Sarah gives me slushies.     - Okay.                         490 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,073   Why don't you                     kill him yourself?            491 00:20:41,139 --> 00:20:43,308  - I cannot kill                    another of my kind.           492 00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:45,711 It is forbidden.                    It would be known.            493 00:20:45,777 --> 00:20:48,080    - I've never killed           an angel before.                 494 00:20:48,146 --> 00:20:51,049 Uh, besides, with recent         cost of living increases         495 00:20:51,116 --> 00:20:52,918  and subsequent                  price point adjustments,         496 00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:54,853    I'm not sure you can afford      what it would cost            497 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,556 to kill an angel.                498 00:20:57,623 --> 00:20:58,924 [blade resounds]                 499 00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:01,994    [flames whooshing]            500 00:21:03,495 --> 00:21:08,367 - Take my sword.                  Use it as you see fit.          501 00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:12,004  - Maybe just this once.         502 00:21:19,177 --> 00:21:22,047  - Whoa.                         503 00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:24,683  Again?                          - Again.                         504 00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:29,054  - The iconography in this dream is a little on the nose.         505 00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:31,456   - Attire appropriate            to the moment.                  506 00:21:31,523 --> 00:21:34,293  - This is where                    I beg for my life?            507 00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:35,961   - No.                          508 00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:39,431  This is when I explain          why you must beg.                509 00:21:39,498 --> 00:21:42,267  - Okay.                           I'm all ears.                  510 00:21:42,334 --> 00:21:45,070   - You are not a man.              You are a monster.            511 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:47,272   Blood and only blood            nourishes you,                  512 00:21:47,339 --> 00:21:50,175   blood taken from the innocent     like lambs.                   513 00:21:50,242 --> 00:21:52,210   You inhabit the night            because you dare not           514 00:21:52,277 --> 00:21:54,780   expose your sins to the sun.   515 00:21:54,846 --> 00:21:56,748    - You make that sound like     it's such a bad thing.          516 00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:59,451   - You are a parasite.          517 00:21:59,518 --> 00:22:02,254  You contribute nothing            to the earthly realm           518 00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:04,256  other than your hunger.         519 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:05,957 There's no future in you         520 00:22:06,024 --> 00:22:09,795   despite the eternity            of your years.                  521 00:22:09,861 --> 00:22:14,733 You are a mistake                that requires correction.        522 00:22:20,472 --> 00:22:23,408   - [grunting]                   523 00:22:23,475 --> 00:22:25,277  [sighs]                         524 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,546 Sequels are never as good        as the original.                 525 00:22:29,715 --> 00:22:29,748   [u                             526 00:22:29,748 --> 00:22:29,781   [upb                           527 00:22:29,781 --> 00:22:29,815   [upbea                         528 00:22:29,815 --> 00:22:29,848   [upbeat                        529 00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:29,881   [upbeat mu                     530 00:22:29,881 --> 00:22:29,915   [upbeat musi                   531 00:22:29,915 --> 00:22:29,948   [upbeat music                  532 00:22:29,948 --> 00:22:29,981   [upbeat music pl               533 00:22:29,981 --> 00:22:30,015   [upbeat music play             534 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:30,048   [upbeat music playin           535 00:22:30,048 --> 00:22:32,284   [upbeat music playing]         536 00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:34,986    ♪ ♪                           537 00:22:35,053 --> 00:22:37,122 - You really like                   your slushies, huh?           538 00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:38,657  - It's my magic potion.         539 00:22:38,724 --> 00:22:41,093    One a day.                       - [laughs]                    540 00:22:41,159 --> 00:22:43,595   I'm glad you brought me here.  541 00:22:45,297 --> 00:22:47,399  I'm sorry I never managed to--  542 00:22:47,466 --> 00:22:50,669   - It's okay.                   543 00:22:50,736 --> 00:22:52,304    [soft music]                  544 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:56,541  - I feel like I've been in bed     for a year, but I'm better.   545 00:22:56,608 --> 00:22:58,443   I need to get                     back to the world.            546 00:22:58,510 --> 00:23:02,981    - Yeah, well, the world is     a strange and wonderful place.  547 00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:04,683   - Mm.                          548 00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:06,852    I used to worry about that,   549 00:23:06,918 --> 00:23:10,956  how you would navigate             the strange and wonderful.    550 00:23:11,022 --> 00:23:15,427   But sitting here now,           eh, I'm not so worried anymore. 551 00:23:15,494 --> 00:23:18,130 - Yeah, well, navigation         is usually the mom's job,        552 00:23:18,196 --> 00:23:20,399  I mean, until I age up.         553 00:23:21,867 --> 00:23:24,636   - Yes, it is.                  554 00:23:26,538 --> 00:23:28,173 Tell me.                         555 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:29,708 - Tell you what?                 556 00:23:29,775 --> 00:23:33,678  - Tell me all about the strange   and wonderful in your world.   557 00:23:33,745 --> 00:23:35,480 - I can do that.                 558 00:23:35,547 --> 00:23:37,048  Sure, why not?                  559 00:23:37,115 --> 00:23:39,684 And Mom,                          if you're looking for strange,  560 00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:42,354    trust me, I've got             extra-special strange--         561 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:44,790    - [cackles]                   562 00:23:44,856 --> 00:23:48,193    Top of the morning,             me pretties.                   563 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:49,327  - Top of the what now?          564 00:23:49,394 --> 00:23:50,962   - I think you've got           the wrong table.                 565 00:23:51,029 --> 00:23:54,666  - Ooh!                           And what are we up to?          566 00:23:54,733 --> 00:23:56,001  - Mother-daughter time.         567 00:23:56,067 --> 00:23:59,304  - Ah, nothing like it.          568 00:23:59,371 --> 00:24:04,443 There is no love                    like the love of a mother.    569 00:24:04,509 --> 00:24:05,911   - Have you guys met?           570 00:24:05,977 --> 00:24:09,514   - Well, I don't want            to overstay my welcome.         571 00:24:09,581 --> 00:24:11,416  - Yeah, well, we didn't           actually welcome you, did we?  572 00:24:11,483 --> 00:24:13,819   - It was a pleasure to spend   573 00:24:13,885 --> 00:24:16,888    even a small amount of time   with you.                        574 00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:19,324    Have a perfect day.           575 00:24:19,391 --> 00:24:22,027 [cackles]                          Ooh!                           576 00:24:24,196 --> 00:24:25,363 - That was weird, right?         577 00:24:25,430 --> 00:24:28,066   - [chuckles]                   Yeah, very weird.                578 00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:30,202 - I feel like Snow White.        579 00:24:30,268 --> 00:24:31,870     [intriguing music]           580 00:24:31,937 --> 00:24:32,904    You saw her, right?           581 00:24:32,971 --> 00:24:35,207   Like a witch                     out of a fairy tale?           582 00:24:35,273 --> 00:24:37,242   There's something about that      old lady that wasn't right.   583 00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:39,544 - Can we table discussion         of the fairy-tale witch         584 00:24:39,611 --> 00:24:41,246 in order to do what we're          supposed to be doing?          585 00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:43,048    - "Focus. Fuel the power."    586 00:24:43,114 --> 00:24:44,883    - "What's the point            of having a superpower          587 00:24:44,950 --> 00:24:46,184  if I can't control it?"         588 00:24:46,251 --> 00:24:47,886    [murmurs mockingly]              - Shut up.                    589 00:24:54,793 --> 00:24:57,128  Uh, not to be that guy,         590 00:24:57,195 --> 00:25:01,533   uh, but it seems like            your focus is subpar.          591 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:03,568    What's up?                    592 00:25:03,635 --> 00:25:05,170  - It's my mom.                  593 00:25:05,237 --> 00:25:06,605 - She seems really cool.         594 00:25:06,671 --> 00:25:09,107    - Yeah, she's the coolest,     but I worry about her.          595 00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:10,141  - Why?                          596 00:25:10,208 --> 00:25:11,476  - In her room at night,         597 00:25:11,543 --> 00:25:12,811 something visits.                598 00:25:12,878 --> 00:25:14,713   I don't know.                    Nikki smelled sulfur.          599 00:25:14,779 --> 00:25:16,882  - Whoa, why didn't you tell me     about this before?            600 00:25:16,948 --> 00:25:18,049    - Sort of a secret.           601 00:25:18,116 --> 00:25:19,317 Anyway, you said                    Nikki would look after me.    602 00:25:19,384 --> 00:25:21,253  - Uh, well, yeah, that was when 603 00:25:21,319 --> 00:25:22,554  I was condemned                    to a certain death.           604 00:25:22,621 --> 00:25:24,489    But, hey, surprise.             I didn't die.                  605 00:25:24,556 --> 00:25:26,324  Besides, we don't have             secrets between us            606 00:25:26,391 --> 00:25:29,060  because we're basically family,   or unless you forgot.          607 00:25:29,127 --> 00:25:30,161  - Right, sorry.                 608 00:25:30,228 --> 00:25:31,296 - What was Nikki                    gonna do about it?            609 00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:32,998 - Nikki was gonna                 turn me into a vampire          610 00:25:33,064 --> 00:25:34,099  so that we could fight          611 00:25:34,165 --> 00:25:35,534  whatever it is                    that comes at night,           612 00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:37,669  but then you broke up with her    and things got messy.          613 00:25:37,736 --> 00:25:40,272 - That's one word for it.        [scoffs]                         614 00:25:40,338 --> 00:25:42,541    But you don't need to turn    into a vampire to fight,         615 00:25:42,607 --> 00:25:43,508    not when you have--           616 00:25:43,575 --> 00:25:45,176    - Lightning in my fingers.    617 00:25:45,243 --> 00:25:47,913 - Exactly. Okay?                 So focus.                        618 00:25:50,181 --> 00:25:53,184   You got this.                   Focus.                          619 00:25:53,251 --> 00:25:55,320  [electricity crackling]         620 00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:57,822   Concentrate.                   621 00:25:57,889 --> 00:26:00,392  Feel the power.                 622 00:26:02,594 --> 00:26:04,162    Oh!                              [chuckles]                    623 00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:06,331  Holy shitballs!                 624 00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:09,100    - Language.                     [both laugh]                   625 00:26:09,167 --> 00:26:12,137   [upbeat music]                 626 00:26:12,203 --> 00:26:16,474    ♪ ♪                           627 00:26:16,541 --> 00:26:19,945  - The thing about an RV          is the freedom.                 628 00:26:20,011 --> 00:26:23,949   - All the open road,             all the possibility.           629 00:26:24,015 --> 00:26:25,116   - Is it too late to warn you   630 00:26:25,183 --> 00:26:26,418   I'll rip your hearts              out of your chests            631 00:26:26,484 --> 00:26:27,986  if you act like this is funny?  632 00:26:28,053 --> 00:26:29,988  - Definitely too late.             - Definitely funny.           633 00:26:30,055 --> 00:26:32,691 - [sighs]                        What do you want?                634 00:26:32,757 --> 00:26:34,526  - I want to show you something. 635 00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:36,161  - Now?                          636 00:26:36,227 --> 00:26:37,629 - That's what he told me.        637 00:26:37,696 --> 00:26:39,397  It's a mystery.                 638 00:26:42,634 --> 00:26:44,302  - Well, it'd better be             a penthouse                   639 00:26:44,369 --> 00:26:46,371  with an in-home sauna.          640 00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:48,073   - Isn't that                   what you have right here?        641 00:26:52,077 --> 00:26:55,013     [mysterious music]           642 00:26:55,080 --> 00:27:01,853    ♪ ♪                           643 00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:05,357     [ethereal whoosh]            644 00:27:05,423 --> 00:27:06,725  - You.                            - Me.                          645 00:27:06,791 --> 00:27:07,993   - Slushy guy.                  646 00:27:08,059 --> 00:27:09,894  - It is as good a name as any.  647 00:27:09,961 --> 00:27:11,129    - Why are you here?           648 00:27:11,196 --> 00:27:12,664   - I am watching you.           649 00:27:12,731 --> 00:27:15,333  - That's creepy                   and possibly illegal.          650 00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:16,735   - Your safety                     is important to me.           651 00:27:16,801 --> 00:27:18,703 - Still, creepy.                 652 00:27:18,770 --> 00:27:20,071  - You give me slushies.         653 00:27:20,138 --> 00:27:21,439 - Okay, a couple things.         654 00:27:21,506 --> 00:27:23,441   - I want to know everything.   655 00:27:23,508 --> 00:27:26,478   - A young woman walking alone     in a city at night,           656 00:27:26,544 --> 00:27:28,913   any city in America,           has reason to be                 657 00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:31,583   very careful                   of unexpected strangers.         658 00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:33,118 - Then I will go.                659 00:27:33,184 --> 00:27:38,556    - Second thing, given that,   and it's absolutely true,        660 00:27:38,623 --> 00:27:41,526   why do I feel so safe            and secure right now?          661 00:27:41,593 --> 00:27:45,230   - I will protect you              from harm, ever and always.   662 00:27:45,296 --> 00:27:48,299  - Right, you said that before.  663 00:27:48,366 --> 00:27:50,769    - It is the truth.              - How do I know that?          664 00:27:50,835 --> 00:27:53,004  - Because I cannot tell a lie.  665 00:27:53,071 --> 00:27:54,572 It is impossible for me.         666 00:27:54,639 --> 00:27:57,242 - Right.                         667 00:27:57,308 --> 00:27:59,811  Well, I'm--I'm gonna get going. 668 00:27:59,878 --> 00:28:03,448    Um, head on home by myself.   669 00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:05,583   Thanks for whatever this was.  670 00:28:05,650 --> 00:28:07,619 [laughs]                         671 00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:09,921 Goodbye.                         672 00:28:11,489 --> 00:28:13,425     [ethereal whoosh]            673 00:28:13,491 --> 00:28:20,532    ♪ ♪                           674 00:28:26,871 --> 00:28:29,240   - Everybody wants me             to sit on the throne,          675 00:28:29,307 --> 00:28:32,143   be the deacon                     I'm supposed to be.           676 00:28:32,210 --> 00:28:33,645 - What is happening here?         - I don't know.                 677 00:28:33,712 --> 00:28:35,113  He's showing me                  like he's showing you.          678 00:28:35,180 --> 00:28:36,347    - Look, I get that.           679 00:28:36,414 --> 00:28:39,584   You both make                     very convincing arguments,    680 00:28:39,651 --> 00:28:41,286  though Angela's                    is primarily self-interest.   681 00:28:41,352 --> 00:28:42,821    - Ooh, fair point.            682 00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:45,857  - Reginald, yours isn't without    self-interest of your own.    683 00:28:45,924 --> 00:28:48,259   - I want what's best           for the vampire species.         684 00:28:48,326 --> 00:28:50,428 - And I want to not live         in a ------- RV.                 685 00:28:50,495 --> 00:28:51,863   - Nobody ever asks me            what I want.                   686 00:28:51,930 --> 00:28:53,698  - Hey, hey, hey, check it out.    Check it out.                  687 00:28:53,765 --> 00:28:56,267 - Listen.                        688 00:28:56,334 --> 00:28:59,304    - Hey, that's a nice phone.     - [chuckles]                   689 00:28:59,370 --> 00:29:01,372    - Don't be scared.              I don't bite.                  690 00:29:01,439 --> 00:29:03,508    Give me your ----ing phone.     - What's up?                   691 00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:04,943  - Hey.                          692 00:29:05,009 --> 00:29:07,145    [chuckles]                    693 00:29:07,212 --> 00:29:09,247   [both grunt]                   694 00:29:11,683 --> 00:29:16,454   - Hey, if I were you, I'd run  before these two get up.         695 00:29:20,091 --> 00:29:23,061  - That was unexpected.          696 00:29:23,128 --> 00:29:24,929    - Wow, you rescued a phone.   697 00:29:24,996 --> 00:29:27,332    - But why?                    698 00:29:27,398 --> 00:29:29,968   - I've been wandering            the streets at night,          699 00:29:30,034 --> 00:29:31,669  helping people.                 700 00:29:31,736 --> 00:29:35,140  Look, when I help them,            no matter how small it is,    701 00:29:35,206 --> 00:29:39,911  the scope of it, it feels good. 702 00:29:39,978 --> 00:29:43,148 And look, I know it's not          changing the vampire species   703 00:29:43,214 --> 00:29:45,817 or sitting on the throne,        704 00:29:45,884 --> 00:29:48,953    but it feels like justice,    705 00:29:49,020 --> 00:29:50,522   one night at a time.           706 00:29:50,588 --> 00:29:55,126    ♪ ♪                           707 00:29:57,128 --> 00:29:57,162  -                               708 00:29:57,162 --> 00:29:57,195  - Oh                            709 00:29:57,195 --> 00:29:57,228  - Oh,                           710 00:29:57,228 --> 00:29:57,262  - Oh, he                        711 00:29:57,262 --> 00:29:57,295  - Oh, here                      712 00:29:57,295 --> 00:29:57,328  - Oh, here's                    713 00:29:57,328 --> 00:29:57,362  - Oh, here's s                  714 00:29:57,362 --> 00:29:57,395  - Oh, here's som                715 00:29:57,395 --> 00:29:57,428  - Oh, here's somet              716 00:29:57,428 --> 00:29:57,462  - Oh, here's somethi            717 00:29:57,462 --> 00:29:57,629  - Oh, here's something          718 00:29:57,629 --> 00:29:57,662  - Oh, here's something            yo                             719 00:29:57,662 --> 00:29:57,695  - Oh, here's something            you                            720 00:29:57,695 --> 00:29:57,729  - Oh, here's something            you gu                         721 00:29:57,729 --> 00:29:57,762  - Oh, here's something            you guys                       722 00:29:57,762 --> 00:29:57,796  - Oh, here's something            you guys d                     723 00:29:57,796 --> 00:29:57,829  - Oh, here's something            you guys did                   724 00:29:57,829 --> 00:29:57,862  - Oh, here's something            you guys didn'                 725 00:29:57,862 --> 00:29:57,896  - Oh, here's something            you guys didn't                726 00:29:57,896 --> 00:29:57,929  - Oh, here's something            you guys didn't kn             727 00:29:57,929 --> 00:29:57,962  - Oh, here's something            you guys didn't know           728 00:29:57,962 --> 00:29:59,597  - Oh, here's something            you guys didn't know.          729 00:29:59,664 --> 00:30:01,766 - Someone's been reading            in their spare time again.    730 00:30:01,833 --> 00:30:03,768   - Well, wouldn't you?            It's the best thing about me.  731 00:30:03,835 --> 00:30:06,638  How much and how fast.            My comprehension is perfect.   732 00:30:06,704 --> 00:30:08,540    - Well, let's hope            it's interesting.                733 00:30:08,606 --> 00:30:10,308 - Well, it's impossible.         734 00:30:10,375 --> 00:30:13,044    See, there's a park ranger       in Shenandoah National Park   735 00:30:13,111 --> 00:30:15,213   that got struck by lightning   in 1942.                         736 00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:18,082 - Seems pretty possible.         737 00:30:18,149 --> 00:30:19,651  - Well, it was the first time.  738 00:30:19,717 --> 00:30:22,287 See, this guy got struck          by lightning six times,         739 00:30:22,353 --> 00:30:24,656  uh, the last one being in 1977. 740 00:30:24,722 --> 00:30:28,693 So world record.                  You know, human lightning rod.  741 00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:31,396   - Any reason he doesn't just     stay out of the rain?          742 00:30:31,462 --> 00:30:34,132  - And what are the odds            of this happening, you ask?   743 00:30:34,199 --> 00:30:35,466   - Didn't ask.                  744 00:30:35,533 --> 00:30:39,304 - It's 4.15 in 1                  with 33 zeros after it.         745 00:30:39,370 --> 00:30:42,006 - Reginald, you are wise         in the ways of the world.        746 00:30:42,073 --> 00:30:44,375 - What can I say?                747 00:30:44,442 --> 00:30:47,612 Hey, you.                        748 00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:49,514    How may I help you?           749 00:30:49,581 --> 00:30:52,050  - I would like                    a Pineapple Surprise.          750 00:30:52,116 --> 00:30:54,219    - Got it. That's the fave.    751 00:30:54,285 --> 00:30:56,454  - You are wise                  in the ways of the world.        752 00:30:56,521 --> 00:30:58,656  - That's what they say           on the streets.                 753 00:30:58,723 --> 00:31:00,325  - Is there a particular street  754 00:31:00,391 --> 00:31:02,493    in which this word            is made manifest?                755 00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:04,362     [mysterious music]           756 00:31:04,429 --> 00:31:06,931    - It's just an expression.    757 00:31:06,998 --> 00:31:10,802 - There is still so much         I need to learn.                 758 00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:14,005 - Where do you come from,         anyway?                         759 00:31:14,072 --> 00:31:16,875    The...roof?                   760 00:31:16,941 --> 00:31:19,677  - Here you go,                   one Pineapple Surprise.         761 00:31:19,744 --> 00:31:22,580    ♪ ♪                           762 00:31:22,647 --> 00:31:24,749  Thanks.                         763 00:31:24,816 --> 00:31:29,787    ♪ ♪                           764 00:31:29,854 --> 00:31:32,590   - There it is again.           Safe and secure.                 765 00:31:32,657 --> 00:31:35,260  - I've really got to get myself  into that cult.                 766 00:31:35,326 --> 00:31:37,428   - Last call, I'm out.          767 00:31:37,495 --> 00:31:41,299    See ya. Farewell. Goodbye.    768 00:31:41,366 --> 00:31:43,434   - So you're leaving.           769 00:31:45,003 --> 00:31:47,939     [intriguing music]           770 00:31:48,006 --> 00:31:55,046    ♪ ♪                           771 00:31:57,015 --> 00:32:02,387 - Okay, who's your buddy?        772 00:32:02,453 --> 00:32:09,494    ♪ ♪                           773 00:32:11,996 --> 00:32:14,899  [ominous music]                 774 00:32:14,966 --> 00:32:20,838    ♪ ♪                           775 00:32:20,905 --> 00:32:23,808   [locker door clanks]           776 00:32:23,875 --> 00:32:30,715    ♪ ♪                           777 00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:33,751    [flames whooshing]            778 00:32:33,818 --> 00:32:40,558    ♪ ♪                           779 00:32:40,625 --> 00:32:42,060   - Hi.                          780 00:32:42,126 --> 00:32:43,394    - You are not her.            781 00:32:43,461 --> 00:32:46,998  - No, I'm something way worse.  782 00:32:47,065 --> 00:32:49,734   - I do not want to kill you.   783 00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:51,803   It is not necessary.           784 00:32:51,869 --> 00:32:54,639    Run for your life,              and you may keep it.           785 00:32:54,706 --> 00:32:57,175 - [tuts]                          You know what?                  786 00:32:57,241 --> 00:32:58,343    I think I'll stay.            787 00:32:58,409 --> 00:33:00,478    [flames whooshing]            788 00:33:00,545 --> 00:33:03,181    ♪ ♪                           789 00:33:03,247 --> 00:33:06,451  [both grunting]                 790 00:33:06,517 --> 00:33:09,454 [swords clanging]                791 00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:16,527    ♪ ♪                           792 00:33:40,084 --> 00:33:44,155   - Oh, Nikki,                      what have you done?           793 00:33:44,222 --> 00:33:45,957   [somber music]                 794 00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:47,792   - You can't see this.          795 00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:51,229   - But I did.                   796 00:33:51,295 --> 00:33:54,399    - Listen--                    - Don't you dare!                797 00:33:54,465 --> 00:34:00,138    ♪ ♪                           798 00:34:02,907 --> 00:34:06,511  - Banker, nun, third time's a-- 799 00:34:06,577 --> 00:34:08,646 - Charm.                         800 00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:10,782   - You're dressed like my dad   at Sunset Beach.                 801 00:34:10,848 --> 00:34:14,085   - A good man                     who deserves better.           802 00:34:14,152 --> 00:34:16,654   Beg.                           803 00:34:16,721 --> 00:34:20,958  I didn't ask for this,            but it's what I got.           804 00:34:21,025 --> 00:34:25,263 It was horrible at first,        as bad as you say it is,         805 00:34:25,329 --> 00:34:29,100  but I discovered I didn't have     to be the sum of my fears.    806 00:34:29,167 --> 00:34:31,669  I could live like this.         807 00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:34,038   I could be a friend.           808 00:34:34,105 --> 00:34:37,241   I could fall in love.          809 00:34:37,308 --> 00:34:40,044   And I know this sounds crazy,     but I could be a better man   810 00:34:40,111 --> 00:34:42,613    than I was before,            811 00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:45,249 but that doesn't                   take away the hunger.          812 00:34:45,316 --> 00:34:49,954   It doesn't take away           my need for blood, but...        813 00:34:50,021 --> 00:34:54,559    it only makes me a monster       if I act like one.            814 00:34:54,625 --> 00:34:58,729  I have a chance                   to help others do what I did,  815 00:34:58,796 --> 00:35:03,067    to be better than the sins       that you described.           816 00:35:03,134 --> 00:35:08,206    And maybe we'll never walk      in the sun...                  817 00:35:10,141 --> 00:35:11,476   But that doesn't mean          we don't deserve                 818 00:35:11,542 --> 00:35:13,578    to walk in a better light.    819 00:35:13,644 --> 00:35:15,313  - I was right.                  820 00:35:15,379 --> 00:35:17,982   I like you, Reginald.          821 00:35:18,049 --> 00:35:20,318   You are not what I expected.   822 00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:26,290 And that makes your fate          a sorrow to me,                 823 00:35:26,357 --> 00:35:29,727   but not so much as to change    what I must do.                 824 00:35:33,197 --> 00:35:35,800    - [groans]                    825 00:35:35,867 --> 00:35:39,137   Okay, when you say "my fate,"  826 00:35:39,203 --> 00:35:41,873 what exactly do you have         in mind?                         827 00:35:45,176 --> 00:35:45,209    -                             828 00:35:45,209 --> 00:35:45,243    - Re                          829 00:35:45,243 --> 00:35:45,276    - Regi                        830 00:35:45,276 --> 00:35:45,309    - Regina                      831 00:35:45,309 --> 00:35:45,343    - Reginald                    832 00:35:45,343 --> 00:35:45,576    - Reginald,                   833 00:35:45,576 --> 00:35:45,610    - Reginald,                      we                            834 00:35:45,610 --> 00:35:45,643    - Reginald,                      we g                          835 00:35:45,643 --> 00:35:45,676    - Reginald,                      we got                        836 00:35:45,676 --> 00:35:45,710    - Reginald,                      we gotta                      837 00:35:45,710 --> 00:35:45,743    - Reginald,                      we gotta o                    838 00:35:45,743 --> 00:35:45,776    - Reginald,                      we gotta ope                  839 00:35:45,776 --> 00:35:45,810    - Reginald,                      we gotta open                 840 00:35:45,810 --> 00:35:45,843    - Reginald,                      we gotta open so              841 00:35:45,843 --> 00:35:45,877    - Reginald,                      we gotta open soon            842 00:35:45,877 --> 00:35:47,078    - Reginald,                      we gotta open soon.           843 00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:48,779  - Ashley can handle it.           Okay, right this way.          844 00:35:48,846 --> 00:35:50,047    - Oh, there's a door there.   845 00:35:50,114 --> 00:35:51,382   Yeah.                          - Uh-huh.                        846 00:35:51,449 --> 00:35:52,984    - Is this blindfold           really necessary?                847 00:35:53,050 --> 00:35:55,553   - The art of surprise            depends on surprise.           848 00:35:55,620 --> 00:35:58,723 - Great.                            - We're almost there. Okay.   849 00:35:58,789 --> 00:36:00,858   Right there.                   850 00:36:00,925 --> 00:36:02,226 Okay, you ready?                 851 00:36:02,293 --> 00:36:04,695    - As ready as I'm gonna be.    - Okay.                         852 00:36:04,762 --> 00:36:08,065  - Are you sure whatever this is    is a good--                   853 00:36:12,803 --> 00:36:14,772   Oh, Reginald.                  854 00:36:14,839 --> 00:36:18,543  - Look, it's go big or go home,  right?                          855 00:36:18,609 --> 00:36:22,313  Um, and I understand the value    of addressing your own needs   856 00:36:22,380 --> 00:36:23,581    before the needs of others.   857 00:36:23,648 --> 00:36:26,551 - Uh-huh?                        - But in the end,                858 00:36:26,617 --> 00:36:30,521 there is nothing                 more important than love.        859 00:36:30,588 --> 00:36:32,890 Okay? Love conquers all.         860 00:36:32,957 --> 00:36:36,160  Love is all around us.          It's in the air.                 861 00:36:36,227 --> 00:36:39,130    It's--"I love you"            862 00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:42,700  begins with "I"                   and ends with "you."           863 00:36:42,767 --> 00:36:46,804 - So this is about love?         864 00:36:46,871 --> 00:36:48,639    [Meat Loaf's                     "I'd Do Anything for Love"]   865 00:36:48,706 --> 00:36:52,143 [feedback whines]                866 00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:54,145    ♪ ♪                           867 00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:56,614    - [singing offkey]               ♪ And I would do ♪            868 00:36:56,681 --> 00:37:00,518   ♪ Anything for love ♪          869 00:37:00,585 --> 00:37:03,788 ♪ I'd run                           right into hell and back ♪    870 00:37:03,854 --> 00:37:05,990    ♪ ♪                           871 00:37:06,057 --> 00:37:10,995   ♪ I would do anything             for love ♪                    872 00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:13,297  ♪ But I won't do that ♪         873 00:37:13,364 --> 00:37:16,033    ♪ ♪                           874 00:37:16,100 --> 00:37:18,703    ♪ I won't do that ♪           875 00:37:18,769 --> 00:37:20,171    ♪ ♪                           876 00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:23,007   - Mm.                          877 00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:26,877  Oh, oh.                            [chuckles]                    878 00:37:26,944 --> 00:37:29,380    - Oh, shit.                   Oh, God.                         879 00:37:29,447 --> 00:37:32,483   - Oh.                            - Oh, oh, oh, shoot.           880 00:37:32,550 --> 00:37:34,619  - Fire!                           - Oh.                          881 00:37:34,685 --> 00:37:37,722  [alarm blaring]                 882 00:37:42,927 --> 00:37:45,663  [both coughing]                 883 00:37:45,730 --> 00:37:47,465  - So...                         884 00:37:47,531 --> 00:37:51,068 not what I was expecting,        but, uh--                        885 00:37:51,135 --> 00:37:53,537 but it sure gets                   the day started, am I right?   886 00:37:53,604 --> 00:37:56,874 - [sighs]                        887 00:37:56,941 --> 00:37:59,010 - We need to have a talk.        888 00:37:59,076 --> 00:38:02,013   [gentle music]                 889 00:38:02,079 --> 00:38:07,551    ♪ ♪                           890 00:38:07,618 --> 00:38:12,356 - I guess we have to talk        out loud sooner or later.        891 00:38:12,423 --> 00:38:14,091 I mean, I could sit here         for days                         892 00:38:14,158 --> 00:38:16,127 and happily avoid                   actual conversation, but--    893 00:38:16,193 --> 00:38:20,798 - Sometimes, I just think          talk doesn't get us anywhere.  894 00:38:20,865 --> 00:38:22,099   - That's just 'cause           I didn't listen.                 895 00:38:22,166 --> 00:38:25,536  Just offering that perspective. 896 00:38:25,603 --> 00:38:27,838 - You're right, Reginald.        897 00:38:27,905 --> 00:38:31,542  I needed time,                    but I didn't get it.           898 00:38:33,678 --> 00:38:35,713  I'm not unaware                 899 00:38:35,780 --> 00:38:38,416  of all the good things          that there are about us,         900 00:38:38,482 --> 00:38:42,119  but I need time                  to figure out my life,          901 00:38:42,186 --> 00:38:45,856   and that's hard to do          inside all of this chaos,        902 00:38:45,923 --> 00:38:48,225    the chaos of your emotions    903 00:38:48,292 --> 00:38:50,928   and the chaos of you           being a vampire.                 904 00:38:50,995 --> 00:38:53,764  - It's a relationship obstacle.  I see that now.                 905 00:38:53,831 --> 00:38:56,400   - It's just too much.          906 00:38:56,467 --> 00:39:00,204  [sighs]                         907 00:39:00,271 --> 00:39:02,907    Can we be friends?            908 00:39:02,973 --> 00:39:05,109  Like, no expectations,          909 00:39:05,176 --> 00:39:08,446   no time limit                    on what happens next.          910 00:39:08,512 --> 00:39:11,449  'Cause I think                  that I really need that.         911 00:39:11,515 --> 00:39:15,119    ♪ ♪                           912 00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:17,221 - [sighs]                        913 00:39:19,223 --> 00:39:20,558 Friends.                         914 00:39:25,329 --> 00:39:27,198  [sighs]                         915 00:39:30,468 --> 00:39:35,005    On the one hand, it sucks.    916 00:39:37,141 --> 00:39:40,945   But on the other, I--          917 00:39:42,713 --> 00:39:46,183  I think I can learn to do that. 918 00:39:46,250 --> 00:39:48,252 Be that.                         919 00:39:50,821 --> 00:39:53,190  - You're totally lying             right now.                    920 00:39:53,257 --> 00:39:54,925    I can always tell.            921 00:39:54,992 --> 00:39:57,027    - Well, I can't completely      change my disposition          922 00:39:57,094 --> 00:40:01,465 in an hour, even with all          of my accelerated abilities,   923 00:40:01,532 --> 00:40:05,403   but I--I will change.          924 00:40:05,469 --> 00:40:07,371    I promise.                    925 00:40:09,940 --> 00:40:11,475  - Okay.                         926 00:40:11,542 --> 00:40:16,347    ♪ ♪                           927 00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:19,483  - Been looking for you.         928 00:40:19,550 --> 00:40:21,719    - I've been having               these weird dreams            929 00:40:21,786 --> 00:40:25,856   that don't feel like dreams.   930 00:40:25,923 --> 00:40:27,691 - So not the lucid kind?         931 00:40:27,758 --> 00:40:30,561   - No.                             Different.                    932 00:40:30,628 --> 00:40:32,363  Worse.                          933 00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:34,532  I don't know, it's like            "Night Court" for vampires,   934 00:40:34,598 --> 00:40:36,600 and I'm the one on trial.        935 00:40:36,667 --> 00:40:38,035 - That is a weird dream.         936 00:40:38,102 --> 00:40:39,470    - I need to shift my focus      to something                   937 00:40:39,537 --> 00:40:41,539   that doesn't blow up              in my face.                   938 00:40:41,605 --> 00:40:44,875   Changing the vampire species     into something good.           939 00:40:44,942 --> 00:40:46,677  We can do that.                 940 00:40:46,744 --> 00:40:49,880   And I know you don't want to,   and I get that,                 941 00:40:49,947 --> 00:40:52,149 but I don't think                  we were wrong to hope          942 00:40:52,216 --> 00:40:54,718 that there's a better way          for us to live in this world.  943 00:40:54,785 --> 00:40:57,688 And just for the record,          I really need something         944 00:40:57,755 --> 00:40:59,323   to get my mind off of Sarah,   945 00:40:59,390 --> 00:41:01,058  and this just might be          the thing, okay?                 946 00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:02,860   And besides,                     we're not parasites.           947 00:41:02,927 --> 00:41:06,497  - All right, all right, Reggie. Look, I'll do it.                948 00:41:06,564 --> 00:41:08,766   Okay? I'll sit on the throne.  949 00:41:08,833 --> 00:41:10,901    I'll wear the deacon robes.   950 00:41:10,968 --> 00:41:12,837   I'm not sure                      about the big hat, though.    951 00:41:12,903 --> 00:41:16,273   - Dude, this is awesome news.  952 00:41:16,340 --> 00:41:18,843   - But it doesn't mean             I'm not out there at night,   953 00:41:18,909 --> 00:41:21,745 doing what I did.                - Look, I get it.                954 00:41:21,812 --> 00:41:24,048    Bruce Wayne during the day,      Batman in the dark.           955 00:41:24,114 --> 00:41:25,349   It's a thing.                  956 00:41:25,416 --> 00:41:27,084 - Yeah, except it's real.        957 00:41:27,151 --> 00:41:28,853   You get that, right?           958 00:41:28,919 --> 00:41:31,355   We don't live                     in any comic book.            959 00:41:31,422 --> 00:41:34,692    - Yeah, well, after today,    960 00:41:34,758 --> 00:41:37,127   I would gladly accept            the comic book option          961 00:41:37,194 --> 00:41:40,231    if it was available to me.    962 00:41:40,297 --> 00:41:44,068    - All right, let's do this.   963 00:41:44,134 --> 00:41:47,171 Let's make a better world         for the vampire nation.         964 00:41:47,238 --> 00:41:49,373 A- Together, you and me.         965 00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:52,076     [uplifting music]            966 00:41:52,142 --> 00:41:54,979  [sighs]                         967 00:41:55,045 --> 00:41:57,448  [ominous music]                 968 00:41:57,515 --> 00:42:00,484   - You are a parasite.          969 00:42:00,551 --> 00:42:02,920   You contribute nothing            to the earthly realm          970 00:42:02,987 --> 00:42:04,955  other than your hunger.         971 00:42:05,022 --> 00:42:06,423     There is no future in you    972 00:42:06,490 --> 00:42:10,060    despite the eternity            of your years.                 973 00:42:10,127 --> 00:42:14,999     You are a mistake                that requires correction.    974 00:42:15,065 --> 00:42:18,135    - Whoa, whoa, whoa!           What's--?                        975 00:42:18,202 --> 00:42:20,237    [screaming]                   976 00:42:20,304 --> 00:42:21,639    Oh, my God!                   977 00:42:21,705 --> 00:42:24,675 [panting]                        978 00:42:24,742 --> 00:42:27,144   [tense music]                  979 00:42:27,211 --> 00:42:29,413  What the ----?                  980 00:42:30,314 --> 00:42:33,350   - ♪ Open your eyes up,          take a breath ♪                 981 00:42:33,417 --> 00:42:36,153     ♪ Hear the sound ♪           982 00:42:36,220 --> 00:42:38,689  [soft pop music]                983 00:42:38,756 --> 00:42:44,295    ♪ Come one, come all            to the greatest show in town ♪ 984 00:42:44,361 --> 00:42:46,597    ♪ ♪                           985 00:42:46,664 --> 00:42:49,633    ♪ Welcome to the end            of the world ♪                 986 00:42:49,700 --> 00:42:52,937  ♪ The end of the world ♪        987 00:42:53,003 --> 00:42:56,273    ♪ Welcome to the end            of the world ♪                 988 00:42:56,340 --> 00:42:58,909  ♪ The end of the world ♪